I am currently reading the book of Modern Humorous Quotations by Fred Metcalf. A wonderful compilation of hilarious takes on life. Superb to outwit your opponent, it is the perfect tool to keep at bay the drama in any argument. The book will not let you down.
Here’s a quick peek:
“Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.”
Jean Kerr, 1960
“Politicians are like diapers – they should be changed regularly and for the same reason.”
“You’re a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.”
Woody Allen, Bullets Over Broadway, Screenplay, 1994
“I’ve joined Alcoholics Anonymous. I still drink, but under a different name.”