Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Life and times of Mr. M

I started my life on a slippery slope. I was an uninvited guest and my landlord mistook me as a trivial intruder. She tried her best to kick me out – pouring a potent mix of saline solution, poisoned me with a mystery gel and worst got me stabbed by paying professionals.

None of these tricks worked for her as I was no trivial intruder. Meanwhile I did my best to be a pain in the wrong place. I was enjoying my revenge by making sure she paid the price for all what she did. The thing that enjoyed the most was to impair her freedom of speech.

Couple of weeks back she sought some expert help. It cost her some money but managed to blow my cover. The trouble didn’t end there for her – the expert got greedy and asked handsome ransom to take me down. Whilst she was working on this expert did a quick exit and I got another breather.

I could sense that she had enough of me and was determined to take me down. So it happened this morning when she hired another professional for the endgame. He came well-prepared with three of his side kicks. I didn’t get a good look at their faces as they wore masks – cowards!! Before I knew I was beaten down to the floor evicted out of the yard in a bloody encounter.

I am writing this from a cold dark laboratory – waiting my turn to be classified and tagged. My name is Mucocele. I used to live in Sangy’s mouth in the pretext of an unsuspecting blister. It took a month, a number failed attempts and some famous oral surgeons to take me down.

You can read more about me on -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mucous_cyst_of_the_oral_mucosa

38 comments:

  1. Quite a creative mind to chalk out a thriller story about a blister. :D

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    1. Thanks netra ... glad you've enjoyed this one :)

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  3. Great Going Sangy....Loved the post

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  4. very well said ..quite hummour..enjoyd readg it sangy

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  5. ha ha! you did get me there for a moment.. :)

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  6. Lolz... thanks for my morning laugh.

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  7. Ha..ha..Sangy..brilliantly witty! Loved it! thanks!

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  8. Hehehhe :) Very creative and humorous :) Loved reading it!

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    1. Thanks Harsha .. in retrospective this whole thing was indeed really humourous .. Glad you enjoyed it

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  9. He is surely going down in history as the Blister who Lived for a Month in Sangry's mouth! You held me in suspense till the end!

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    1. Umashankar - I am super-thrilled with your comment, coming from you - a master story-teller!!

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  10. you had me puzzled till the end-great!

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    1. Thank you Indu ... thank you for stopping by !!

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  11. unique take on poor M, classically witty.

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  12. wow! that was a fast paced thriller!

    hope you are feeling better now after the intruder has been put on the slides! :)

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    1. Yes .. I am, this happened a while back, just remembered to share it with you all :)

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  13. :( :) Good thriller and I hope the pain is gone now; take care

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    1. Thanks Bhagyshree, yes I have recovered well .. It all happened a while back :)

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  14. Whoa! That was something!
    You almost had me there.
    Brilliantly put :)

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  15. lolzz :)) Thanks for the comic thriller!!

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    1. I am glad you enjoyed reading it Ashwini :)

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  16. Nice...your Mucocele might have hurt you but did manage to bring a smile on my face and many others.

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    1. Asif - while the entire process was a bit painful but when I look back I too find it so hilarious .. I am glad it made you smile :)

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  17. What fun it was to read! Brilliance :)

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  18. Enjoyed reading this post a lot. Great creative work!

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