Childhood is really the best part of one’s life. I spent most of my
childhood wishing to be a Super-girl. Time when most kids would aspire to be doctors
or engineers, I had something entirely different planned out for myself. I
could have taken the regular route – being doctor or engineer. A tradition
followed by most Malayali kids, but then there were two problems. Number
crunching was never my forte and then biology really sickened me.
I tried a number of things to test out if I had it in myself to be
Super-girl.
- Jumped
from stairs, boundary walls to check if I could fly.
- Ate
spinach hoping to release some extraordinary muscle power to bash up my
brother.
- Walking
after lights out at night – hoping that my X-ray vision will guide me
through darkness.
Alas, all that came out of those escapades were a few broken bones and
shaken confidence.
Soon I realised that I am just another girl, feeling dejected and
disappointed - I decided to pursue other things in life.
When parenthood dawned upon us, I had a new found desire to try my
hands on becoming a Super-mum. I thought just like my mum, I too would be a
super-mum at managing our little Smera, our white tiled house, my family, work
(which I do not do) and our life.
It’s no secret - everyone knows about my obsession with squeaky clean
house and for the most part I managed pretty well except on some
occasions. My first eight and a half
months of motherhood were fine and then Smera started walking! Suddenly my neat
house suddenly started looking like a war-zone.
Tell you very frankly just like most mothers I tried to resist getting
angry since that is what every kid does. Just then I started giving in to my
evil side, while that had very little effect on my angel. With a sheepish smile
and impish look from the corner of her eyes she would continue on her rampage.
From spilling to crumbling, smearing food and even rubbishing the house with
minutest pieces of torn paper.
After months of hard-work and patience, I finally have the power - my
extraordinary Super-mum power. My 2 month-old power has rescued me from
numerous panic attacks.
I am now unflustered even when I see her crumble a cookie, attack the
tissue paper box or when she empties the detergent powder box on the couch. My
little power machine can tackle all this and much more, leaving me with the
Super-mum feeling.
It’s my hand held vacuum cleaner – cordless, bagless wonder. It’s so
handy that I am going to be taking it on my next vacation!
Image courtesy: Corbis.com
LOL Hilarious! Who would have thought a small vaccum cleaner would make you feel on top of the world! :)
ReplyDeleteDeepa, Ok I agree I am exaggerating it a little too much ... But you can't deny how handy it is...
DeleteI can't even rem those days when every few hours I would bring out the broom n dust pan,which then graduated to a proper vacuum cleaner.. But all that helped yet it was still an hassle ...
This is super convenient !!
Super-mum with hand held vacuum cleaner :) james cameron must be thrilled to read it ;)
ReplyDeleteSee that's the problem James does not understand the problems Super-mums face!! Will you please tell him?
DeleteSure would do! :) btw it is an honor to be helping a supermom ;) lol
DeleteHe he thank you !!
DeleteAhhhh, I need to get one of those quickly because my kid has some serious mess making powers. On a sidenote I think she is also on the supergirl path cos she talks about flying away ALL THE TIME.
ReplyDelete:) ha ha good luck with that Di .. But I am telling you it's very handy .. We initially got it for her carseat .. but then now we use it for everything !! Even to catch ants :)
Deletehahaha..great post ..
ReplyDeleteThank you :)
Delete:) fun post! what did you use as a cape for your super girl avatar? the humble mundu? :))
ReplyDeleteNah!! that's not me but that's how I feel in my head :)
DeleteI loved those potshots you took on yourself trying to turn into a Supergirl! I am glad you have found the ultimate weapon of your calling, the Supervac. I can see you flying and walking in the dark with X-Ray vision wielding the Supervac in your hand, attacking the expanses of detergent powders and crumbled cookies. I am not sure what you may do with your brother though!
ReplyDeleteUma the brother has mend his ways so thankfully I need not eat additional spinach .. You words always perk me up :)
Deletelol, really nicely written....
ReplyDelete:) Thank you !!
DeleteSee how the world goes around! You had aspired to be a super girl and now you have one at home:) Lovely writing and am following your nice blog, Sangeeta!
ReplyDeleteNice post!! I was never a squeaky clean obsessed person but I know how that war zone looks like ....:)
DeleteI am glad you both enjoyed reading this post !! Thanks for stopping by !!
DeleteNice post.. i could remember my own ridiculous childhood fantasies :D
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm not very finicky about cleanliness but i like to have things put in an organized way!
Thank you Sakshi !! Even I wasn't like that but living with my husband and darling angel feels like surviving a Tsunami .. :)
Deletelol... hand held vacuum cleaner made you a Super mom! Very funny. Enjoyed reading it.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for making me laugh :) :)
Your comment has me super happy ... I am glad the post could make you laugh :)
Deletehehehe, superb take on kiddish long forgotten acts.
ReplyDeleteThanks pramod :)
DeleteLol, lol!!!! Too funny...You have become an Indian Super Mum--a Mahatma Mum staying equal in Cleanliness and Dirt, in Silence and Noise...detached from all and yet completely present. Om Shanti Shanti Shanti. ROFL!
ReplyDeleteThanks Bhavana I am glad you truly understand my inner feelings .. Your comment made laugh :)
DeleteSuper mom needs a super weapon... the vacuum cleaner :)
ReplyDeleteYes Neha and now I have the power !!
DeleteWoah :D This is such a cute post :D.
ReplyDelete*Psst* Even I tried to do those top 3 things to see if I had super powers :| :P.
That lil angel Smera finally made sure you got your super-powers :D :D.
Hehehe! :). So cute <3 :).
Poo thank you so much .. your comments always put a smile on my face .. God bless you girl !!
DeleteHa ha! Great post. Excellent work.
ReplyDeleteThank you Arindam !!
DeleteGood stuff! Like the way a vacuum cleaner inspired a story.. signs of a true raconteur :D keep them coming :)
ReplyDeleteI am feeling on top of the world with such lovely comment :)
Delete:)
ReplyDeletefor some time i laugh a lot !!
wonderful post .. great work !!
Super happy to hear that .. This is what I had in my mind while I was writing the post !!
Deletemaybe everyone has same type thoughts during our childhood until we realize real things.......
ReplyDeletegood and great work.....
Thank you so much i am glad you liked it !!
DeleteAnd what super-villains do you fight?
ReplyDeleteMy biggest villain these days is mostly the mess that my angel creates in the house and in my car .. And not forget ants !!! I hate them :D
DeleteSweet post :) a good read!
ReplyDeleteYou definitely seem to have been deeply influenced by some superhero as a kid :) Lovely post. It was such a reminiscing read:)
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