Last
weekend, my husband found a mouse in our washing machine. Before you ask me if it was dead or alive,
let me clarify - it was of the computer variety. Now that I’ve killed the suspense, let me
explain how the lifeless piece of electronics got inside our washer. It is once
again my naughty 18 month old. Smera’s latest fascination is depositing random
things into the washing machine and the waste bin.
Oh, there is another development that has kept me
busy over the last few weeks. My Gym routine that includes cardio to yoga and
zumba to pilates – I am thoroughly enjoying it all (not!). To add to the misery I was inducted to the new
lifestyle by a sadistic and torturous personal trainer. It’s no surprise then I
wait for my cheat (or ch-eat!) day – where you are allowed to eat (in
moderation) whatever you want.
In the excitement, to cheat I bought lovely
cupcakes only to find them resting in my dustbin. The culprit was none other
than Smera. It's great
that Smera is learning all about the use of dustbin at her playschool. Think
they should teach her next how she should not be throwing the cupcakes in the
dustbin on a cheat day.
But to
hear the story that takes the cake, we need to rewind a bit and go back to the
moment my husband discovered the mouse in the washing machine. Pulling the
mouse out to the washer, he asked me to guess what he found in there. I told
him what ever it is would not beat what I found in there the previous week.
He said 'Go on, what did you find?'
' A diaper', I answered.
'You mean, a used one?' He followed it up?
'Yeah' I quipped.
There was a pause and he retorted
'How used?'
I said ' You don't want to know'
He said 'Go on, what did you find?'
' A diaper', I answered.
'You mean, a used one?' He followed it up?
'Yeah' I quipped.
There was a pause and he retorted
'How used?'
I said ' You don't want to know'
There was a longer pause after that!
Haha. LOl. A diaper ?
ReplyDeleteAnd I think you are not understanding here, You little princess Smera is too concerned about your health that she is trying to maintain your diet even on the cheat day, as you call it. See, you got an intelligent daughter, I'd say.
I wonder what more are to come in the future. :P
And cleanliness comes next. I think she is learning it right and too quick.
Ajay - now you are talking like my wicked brother .. he said the same thing " you can cheat the trainer but not your daughter" :)
DeleteI wonder what else is store in my future .. At this rate I will be soon publishing a book on Smera's antics ..
I really want to meet Smera. A 18 month old girl who makes her dad sleep and puts things in washing machine (especially used diper) is really cute. If I can't meet her, I would like to see her. Please upload a photo of her in next post you write about her . . .
ReplyDeleteAshwini
LOL
ReplyDeleteI go with ajaykontham. Smera has infact helped you both. To restrict the diet and to restrict the time you sit in front of the system :p ha..ha..ha....
But never a kid opening a washing machine. The photo looks cute. You have to keep a watch on her always!
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Mira - Absolutely washing machine has been fascinating her since the time she started standing with support .. Thankfully we have been promptly switching off the switch the moment work is done ..
DeleteExpect the unexpected is what I have been used to ever since Vidyut started moving around and I am able to perfectly relate :D Just that he has been throwing things out of our window and the latest was all three remotes - TV, DVD Player and Set top box :(
ReplyDeleteHa ha you have all my sympathies .. I have not reached that far as yet but I am sure that day is not too far :D
DeleteThankfully we are on the ground floor, however I am not sure if that minimise the damage :D
Hilarious! Your kid sounds like a darling :)
ReplyDeleteShe really is and knows really well how to get out of trouble with her sheepish smile :D
DeleteCheers!!
HA HA HA HA :) I liked the last conversation well put it this way the little one is keeping you busy .. what will u do with all the time you will get bored and all he he he he :)
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Bikram it's like living in a thriller movie plot all the time ... the only time that is peaceful is when she sleeps :D
DeleteOMG! She's a handful isn't she... Thanks to her you have so much to blog about :P
ReplyDeletePranita at this rate I am sure to publish a book or maybe even a series by the time she gets married ..
DeleteLOL, poor you !!!
ReplyDeleteI am glad someone understands my problems :D thanks for stopping by ..
Deletehahaha...GOD bless u Smera...keep going...enjoy the days as much as u can... :P
ReplyDeleteYou are right Sarabjit ... the day will come soon when she would get busy with school, studies and books .. till then I will enjoy it ..
DeleteHehehe :D I can't stop laughing :D.
ReplyDeleteLil Smera is growing Naughty :D.
Guess Mom n Dad were also naughty ;) :P :D.
Pooja - I would like to blame my hubby for her naughty genes ..
DeleteSmera is sure keeping you on your toes. So wonderful to read your lovely little adventures. :)
ReplyDeleteI am glad Raj you've enjoyed reading this post ... everyday is a new story and new antic :D
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ReplyDeleteyou can't ch'eat when smera s around. She knows what exactly must be done to keep you fit. ;)
ReplyDeleteSang, have fun. ;)
God you have a fitness trainer at home to take care of what you eat after exercise, Sangeeta:)
ReplyDeleteHahahahahah cant stop laughing Sangeeta. Same at my home. My brothers 20 months old son is the protagonist here :)
ReplyDeleteWow. It's time to get a Top Loading Washing Machine...!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL! a wonderful kid you have...would love to meet her one day...
ReplyDeleteLOL! Try writing a book on the topic "Kids these days" :D I bet it would be a "Best Seller" :D As always, a wonderful post :)
ReplyDeleteLol. That was funny!
ReplyDeleteha ha!! its really sweer to read about your little cute bundle!! :)
ReplyDeleteHahahaha .. so funny .. :)
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ReplyDeleteGod! and I was thinking its my nephew who topped the list. phew
ReplyDeleteu
what so ever, this Smera must be a darling. I wonder if she could wash your utensils in the same washing machine (if it would survive by then)
Anyways, god bless her.
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Ashwini
So cute! These kids can and will drive you up the wall. But, I was relieved to read that it was the mouse of the computer family. I can't even begin to imagine what a dead rat can do to a washing machine. Enjoyed reading about Smera!
ReplyDeleteGood one...
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ReplyDeleteAnd here I have my daughter helping me to make cupcakes today... and she is 3...but I do remember her having a treasure place for herself admist 2 computer stations at home, where we found a whole lot of treasure oneday!
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