Life and times of Mr. M

I started my life on a slippery slope. I was an uninvited guest and my landlord mistook me as a trivial intruder. She tried her best to kick me out – pouring a potent mix of saline solution, poisoned me with a mystery gel and worst got me stabbed by paying professionals.

None of these tricks worked for her as I was no trivial intruder. Meanwhile I did my best to be a pain in the wrong place. I was enjoying my revenge by making sure she paid the price for all what she did. The thing that enjoyed the most was to impair her freedom of speech.

Couple of weeks back she sought some expert help. It cost her some money but managed to blow my cover. The trouble didn’t end there for her – the expert got greedy and asked handsome ransom to take me down. Whilst she was working on this expert did a quick exit and I got another breather.

I could sense that she had enough of me and was determined to take me down. So it happened this morning when she hired another professional for the endgame. He came well-prepared with three of his side kicks. I didn’t get a good look at their faces as they wore masks – cowards!! Before I knew I was beaten down to the floor evicted out of the yard in a bloody encounter.

I am writing this from a cold dark laboratory – waiting my turn to be classified and tagged. My name is Mucocele. I used to live in Sangy’s mouth in the pretext of an unsuspecting blister. It took a month, a number failed attempts and some famous oral surgeons to take me down.

You can read more about me on -http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mucous_cyst_of_the_oral_mucosa